I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”